go big girls go

go big girls go

This is my Safari Romper, I wear it to poach precious cats, like this one.

This is my Safari Romper, I wear it to poach precious cats, like this one.

So for years I have had bra/bewb issues, basically of never finding the right fit and my bras always breaking (usually the underwire popping out). I never liked to be sized, but when I did manage the courage and marched down to Victoria’s Secret, they “sized” me and gave me a 38DD. I bought that shit and called it a day with confidence. And that has been my naive belief until recently, even as all these $40 bras continue to break. I decided to instead, go to my local Lane Bryant store and see if they could size me and maybe find a bra that won’t break. The awesome sale’s associate sized me right up and informed me that unlike a 38DD the Victoria’s Secret nimrod sold me, I was actually a 42DDD. Those jerks sold me a 38DD because they knew they didn’t carry my size and still wanted to make a sale. Well I know who I am buying from now, I bought 2 bras that very day: an awesome full coverage and the lovely push up that is before you (and I have never felt so comfortable in a bra before in my life, my tits look even better when snug inside a correctly fitted bra). Fuck Yeah Fatties, saving the day!

So for years I have had bra/bewb issues, basically of never finding the right fit and my bras always breaking (usually the underwire popping out). I never liked to be sized, but when I did manage the courage and marched down to Victoria’s Secret, they “sized” me and gave me a 38DD. I bought that shit and called it a day with confidence. And that has been my naive belief until recently, even as all these $40 bras continue to break. I decided to instead, go to my local Lane Bryant store and see if they could size me and maybe find a bra that won’t break. The awesome sale’s associate sized me right up and informed me that unlike a 38DD the Victoria’s Secret nimrod sold me, I was actually a 42DDD. Those jerks sold me a 38DD because they knew they didn’t carry my size and still wanted to make a sale. Well I know who I am buying from now, I bought 2 bras that very day: an awesome full coverage and the lovely push up that is before you (and I have never felt so comfortable in a bra before in my life, my tits look even better when snug inside a correctly fitted bra). Fuck Yeah Fatties, saving the day!