No, Dragon kids don't expect Starbucks to play Disturbed

Dragon Girl 1: Oh God what is this music?
Dragon Girl 2: I know! It's making me like sad.
Dragon Girl 1: Why don't they play some Disturbed or something?l
Me: No, no don't fucking expect them to play Disturbed at fucking Starbucks. That just doesn't make any sense at all. All you get is smooth jazz.