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chat posted 1 year ago
tagged: coffee disturbed douche douchebag dragon kids starbucks stupidity personal

No, Dragon kids don't expect Starbucks to play Disturbed

Dragon Girl 1:	Oh God what is this music?
Dragon Girl 2:	I know! It's making me like sad.
Dragon Girl 1:	Why don't they play some Disturbed or something?l
Me:	No, no don't fucking expect them to play Disturbed at fucking Starbucks. That just doesn't make any sense at all. All you get is smooth jazz.